See No Evil

Kane, Christina Vidal (2006) A reclusive maniac terrorizes a group of young petty criminals who have arrived to clean up a rotting hotel as part of their community service.

Sci Fi Saturday movie from 3/7.

Did you hear that joke about how the Sci Fi Channel was going to change its name to SyFy? Oh wait... Not so much with the joking... What a terrible name... Hopefully they start doing more SciFi stuff and less of the stupid ECW wrestling and Ghost Hunters and shit. Although them changing their name probably indicates that they're trying to get away from doing solely just standard SciFi. We'll see how it turns out.

Speaking of wrestling, this movie was produced by WWE Films or something like that. So, that coupled with the fact that there's a guy in the description named "Kane" should mean that we're in for a treat...

But unfortunately, we're not..

Bascially your standard teen horror movie. Group of young folk get trapped somewhere random. Creepy guy seems to be there to. Creepy guy kills young folk in between random acts of stupidity and boning...

Have I mentioned that I like SciFi movies and Horror not quite so much?

And there's a very large, bald, angry guy. I'm guessing he'd be this Kane character.

And the best part? I don't even care. I haven't been paying nearly enough attention to have any clue what's going on...

I think this quite possibly may be the worst movie I've seen in a very long time...

They're trying to give Kane's character some backstory, but its coming far too late, and they're not doing it very clearly...

Probably the most interesting thing in this movie, as stolen from IMDB: Kane has stated that the best thing about making this movie (due to the hectic amount of traveling as a professional wrestler) was the opportunity it gave him to sleep in the same bed for two months.

Enjoy. Because I certainly didn't.