Bitten

Jason Mewes, Erica Cox (2007) A man meets a seductive woman who is a vampire from the 1800s.

"Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl". That's potentially one of the best euphemisms for pooping that I've heard in quite some time. Never heard that one before...

Jason Mewes. Isn't that Jay from the Jay and Silent Bob duo? And yes, it is.

And there's apparently an actor named Nic Nac.

The of the main characters (not Jay) has just pooped prior to entering both of his first 2 scenes.

This could be kinda comical, because Jason Mewes seems to be a similar character to Jay, in that he seems to have quite the filthy mouth.

There was just a scene with a very stereotypical Indian convenience store owner. We'll see if that pans out later, or is just for comedic/mildly offensive value.

Sadly the guy's pooping spree is over. Or at least on hiatus. His third scene didn't start with him coming out of the can... Nope, hiatus. It's back in his next scene... And the next one... And then made reference to having to crap in a later one. That man's got some bowel issues...

This one's an interesting movie, just due to the sheer absurdity of it... Kinda hard to describe, but its just supremely absurd.

Sorta similar, story-wise, to that Sean Patrick Flanery movie that I reviewed a while back. The one about the female vampire he fell in love with or whatever...

In other news, I haven't the foggiest clue where they got the whole "from the 1800s" buisness, as they never really went into the vampire's backstory. And I'm pretty sure never even mentioned the entirety of the 19-century, or any part of it.