The Marine

John Cena, Robert Patrick (2006) A discharged soldier returns home from Iraq and finds that his wife has been kidnapped by the gang of a murderous thug.

Well, since I declared that the previous WWE Films production that I reviewed was quite possibly the worst movie I'd seen in a ridiculously long time, I figured I'd watch the next one that became available. Being the glutton for punishment that I am...

John Cena has an incredibly large chin. Just thought you should know. And he's apparently immune to fire...

Sorta fun, but incredibly random action movie. However, to quote Teal'c: "I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode."

And apparently John Cena acts better than I thought he would. Which isn't really saying that much... just that he acts better than a rock might, in the same role.