Dark Ride

Jamie-Lynn DiScala, Patrick Renna (2006) An escaped murderer shelters in a park ride where he has deadly plans for a group of students.

9 minutes into the movie, and one of the female characters is already flashing her bra for the camera (They're going to the beach for Spring Break, and they ended up discussing Girls Gone Wild... obviously).

Why is it always that the non-slutty female character prettier than the slutty ones? It always ends up being that way. Probably something to do with the fact that the prettier ones are the leads, and they leads are generally not the slutty ones. The slutty ones are the characters that are there to show their cans, and then get killed in a truly gruesome way.

Another movie from the After Dark Horrorfest. I've reviewed a bunch of them on this blog, but I've never actually mentioned it. As far as I remember, only one of them was pretty good (Mulberry Street. The one about the rat-people), and the rest have been mediocre at best, and often far, far below that. This is one of those far, far below ones...