The Book Of Beasts

Laura Harris, James Callis (2009) A princess seeks the help of Merlin the wizard to save Camelot from and evil force.

SciFi Saturday Movie from 5/30.

You might remember James Callis from his role as Gaius Baltar in Battlestar Galactica. Except instead of having a cool accent and being sort of quirky, he's got an annoying growly voice which makes him sound completely ridiculous.

And then I left for two hours... And since there was nothing else on the DVR, I decided to finish this... reluctantly.

I think, honestly, the less said about this particular movie, the better.

In other news, I can't wait until the SciFi Channel turns into SyFy. Because that means that Eureka's gonna come back... And, frankly I really miss Eureka. Because it is a truly fantastic show.

In other news (actually talking about the movie for a minute), Mordred just killed Merlin. Since James Callis was playing Merlin, it seems that we might not have to deal with his stupidly annoying accent anymore. However, since he received top billing on the movie, he's probably going to get resurrected. And then I'm gonna be sad...

Aww dammit. They found some sort of magical fountain... But its dry! Yay! That means they can't use it! Aw dammit. The fountain has a blood oath to the Pendragon line, so King Arthur's daughter is able to activate it with her blood. With any luck, in addition to curing his acute deadness, the fountain'll also cure his stupid voice... Aw dammit. He's alive, and he still talks dum.

Oh good. They totally know their mythology. They have have Arthur's daughter trying to pull Excalibur from a stone. IT WASN'T EXCALIBUR THAT ARTHR PULLED FROM THE STONE! THE LADY OF THE LAKE GAVE HIM EXCALIBUR WHEN HE WAS ALREADY KING!

Sorry. Just had to get that off my chest...

And now its over.

Final thoughts:

Well, that was crap...