They're leading the enormous horde of sharks away from the beach with a boat dragging fish parts. There's a guy from "Florida Maritime University", a guy who runs the boat rental place in Florida, and some random girl. Guess who's driving the boat? That's right, its the random girl. Main character girl. Who had a really long name when I named her in the previous post, but I can't be bothered to figure out what it was.
And there's also a guy who looks strangely like John McEnroe. Only Australian. And not nearly as angry.
And the sharks may have spearguns. Because Boat Rental Guy just got shot with one.
And when sharks ram boats, they cause the entire ocean to rock. Or that could just be the cameraman violently tilting the camera to make the shock seem worse. No, I think its the former, rather than the latter.
There's this thoroughly fancy shark deterrent system that College boy thought up. Only it involves 6 different pieces working to be effective, and if one of them breaks, the whole system goes down. And the only way it can be fixed is underwater. Best shark deterrent system ever...
I guess I now know why they were letting her drive the boat. She can apparently do complex re-wiring with little to no instructions.
And I've just realized that Main Character Girl looks vaguely like Kirsten Dunst. Or whoever that Spiderman chick is.
Monday, August 3, 2009
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Did you finish it? Cause that was horrible.
Yes. That was the end.
Felt I should end the review with a discussion of the reasonably attractive female character, rather than the other drivel that was on the screen.
I approve.
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