Alien Agent

Mark Dacascos, Billy Zane (2007) An intergalactic warrior must stop a gang of ruthless aliens from invading earth.

First scene, there's some Uzis, and a Beretta M93r. Good start to the movie, by showing guns that are in my airsoft arsenal. Ooh, a 60 as well.

And somehow a truck that just go hijacked went from a major highway to a one lane country road in a matter of seconds, without turning.

Oh, and Mark Dacascos was on Stargate: Atlantis. He was one of Ronon's "friends" from Sateda who survived, and eventually became wraith worshipers. He was the one who survived to come back in that second episode. But didn't manage to survive long enough to make a three-peat. But things are looking good for his character in this movie. Seeing as how he seems to be the hero, and he just survived getting his car blowed up by a grenade launcher.

And another for the "I have one of those in my airsoft arsenal": a double barreled sawed-off shotgun.

And holy crap. Tig from Sons of Anarchy is a nerdy scientist. Which is completely different from his SoA character, who is an angry violent man. Honestly, if I hadn't seen that show, I probably wouldn't recognize him, as I don't remember seeing him in anything else thus far.

And thus, in the first 5 minutes of the movie I have made more comments than the previous movie. Probably because there're people I recognize, and guns involved... And now there're some boobs as well... Shaping up to be a good movie... Or at least not fantastically terrible. Just sorta terrible....

Apparently the aliens can infect humans or something through the use of multiple Tinkerbells.

And gas prices are $2.15 and 7/10ths per gallon. Never seen 7 tenths before.

M249 Para. That goes in the "Used to have one of those" category.

Apparently, locals, tourists and deadly predators agree that Italians made the best food. Stephen Baldwin in Sharks in Venice on tonight. Expect a review in the future. Because you know how much I just loves Stephen Baldwin.

This movie is the whole alien invasion thing. The good guy is there to say that the aliens back home have found a planet that they can use that doesn't have sentient life, and is trying to prevent the bad guys from going forward with thheir invasion plans.

And this movie is further proof that if you shoot a car enough, it will explode, no matter where you were aiming. In fact she was shooting at the passenger side of a car where the hero was cowering in the drivers seat. And they wonder why they can't kill him...

And apparently these aliens seeded the human race a long time ago, so they're our ancestors or some shit...

Nice hitchhiking scene. Young attractive girl is used as bait. Truck driver stops. Girl climbs in, truck driver's happy. Dude climbs in, trucker not so happy.

MP5K. Got one, but its broke. Need to get around to fixing it.

Stupid fishnet arm warmer/sleeve things. Don't have those in my arsenal. Because, number one, I'm a dude, and number 2 because they is dum. And look completely ridiculous.

And they just showed the good girl (is that the proper feminine of Good Guy?) nekkid in the shower, blurred out naughty bits and all. Which is kind of disturbing, given that the wikipedia page says she's supposed to be 15 years old. Luckily for those who don't feel like getting harassed by Chris Hansen, the actress is apparently 24.

Folding Stock AK47: Used to have one

G36: Never had one, don't want one. Too front-heavy. At least in airsoft form.

This good guy is awesome. Just took a 40mm grenade to the chest, and its still alive... Now we just need to get him a sword, and he'll live up to his Stargate Atlantis glory.

And I just realized. The good guy is wearing ACU pants. They look sooper dum. But that's ACU for you.

So, all in all, there were guns, boobs (blurred out of course), shooting and ass-kickery. Not that bad all things considered.