Earth vs. The Spider

Dan Aykroyd, Devon Gummersall (2001) A security guard injects himself with a top-secret drug that slowly transforms him into a mutant arachnid.

If the DVR is to be believed, Dan Aykroyd's name has to Ys in it. I always figured it was spelled Akroyd...

So, basically it seems like we're going to see a SpiderMan knock off... Except this guy seems to shoot webbing out of the center of his chest. And he seems to be taking the whole Spider part of the name a bit more seriously than Tobey McQuire did. And he looks absurdly dumb with all his prosthetics and stuff.

And now for a return of something that used to be very common: I really have to pee. And now I don't. Ah, the joys of editing and time travel...

Sadly, this movie wasn't even worth talking about. I spent most of the time ignoring it and surfing the web instead...