The Happening (What A Tweest!)

The M. Night Shyamalamayamalan movie...

Apparently it exists, and is on DVD.

and apparently people are killing them selves. and they're not really doing it in any sort of manner that inspires sympathy... it just ends up being hilarious...

And Marky Mark is back! for the second night in a row... and one of his students has some pretty crazy hair... and Marky Mark isn't wearing a leather jacket, or looking constipated... so definitely a different movie... although I did like him in Rock Star. Mainly because it is basically about Judas Priest. And the music isn't bad...

And apparently the current species of banana is going extinct... and is being replaced by something else... but that's not in the movie...

and apparently there's a "preservation" part of the brain... that keeps you from killing yourself... and there's something going around in this movie, that only disables the part of your brain that prevents you from killing yourself in a rather hilarious fashion. Now, I have no idea if that actually made sense... far too many negatives in that sentence for me to feel like proof-reading it...

next bout of suicides, seems to be not quite so hilarious...

And just FYI, i'm totally going to ruin the inevitable end of movie twist... like the whole Bruce Willis is dead thing...

And apparently train operators have really fantastic hats. So, a possible career change in my future?

Marky Mark: "We're in a small town Jess. Nothing will happen to us here." They are so terrifically fucked..

and they just showed some footage of a guy committing suicide by lion... back to the hilarious suicides...

And apparently there's a town in Pennsylvania name Fillbert. Or Filbert or something. which doesn't seem to exist in real life...

and apparently making up statistics makes people feel better, even when you have just said that you're going to be making up statistics in the very near future... as in the next sentence... or maybe only when its John Leguizamo is doing it...

"Hot dogs get a bad rap. They got a cool shape. They got protein. You like hot dogs, right?" The world is ending, but they're fine, because they've got hot dogs and mustard... no word about ketchup/catsup yet.

And apparrently Jeeps are not the most airtight of vehicles. FYI. Especially the ones with saran wrap windows...

"Oh, its the army. We're safe." Yup, so terrifically fucked...

And they're in the middle of Pennsylvania, and the only person talking with someone from Princeton on the phone seems to be Canadian...

So far, the leading theory is that the plants got angry. or maybe terrorists. or maybe angry plant terrorists...

and apparently Army Dude is rocking a Sig. and shooting himself. and Marky Mark just called himself a douchebag.

certain people run in a hilarious fashion... such as waving their arms in circles as they go... with pretty much straight arms.. looks freaking ridiculous...

and now Marky Mark is talking to a plant in an attempt to make it less angry... and now he's getting relationship advice from a teenager... who just got shotgunned...

pretty sure that shooting holes in your windows is not the best way to keep yourself quarantined...

and I think they just used CG to make the blue mood ring yellow/orange. because its been blue this whole time... which apparently means peaceful

Apparently this movie was just a vehicle for M. Night Shyamamamamamalamalam's radical environmental views...

And the twist is... well, i'm not sure. Its probably that no one cares...

Actually it seems they're pulling a page from the NYC: Tornado Terror, and having France be fucked in the last scene...

So, the consensus in the room is that we're done with this guy's movies... I've had enough of typing his name... and the twist is that we just wasted 2 hours of our lives