Uhh...

What demographic watches NBC Universal (also known as the Bobsled Channel)? Because they're incessantly advertising the "Trojan Vibrating Mini". Or something like that...

Immediately followed by the Mike Slocum law firm commercial. Yup, the one with Shatner. Coincidence, I think not.

Also, that means I might convince someone to buy my commercial idea. The catch phrase is "Wanking!: It's Great!". Although, if I intend to sell this commercial idea, I should probably come up with something more than just the catch phrase. But I really don't wanna.

And I still have to pee... I think I'm gonna go change that.