The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

In the epic battle of Narnians vs. Regular Dudes, I'd definitely have to side with the army that has Minotaurs. And tigers. Leopards. Centaurs... That stuff. Not just regular dudes.

Also, Miraz's battle helmet looks a hell of a lot cooler than Peter's. Probably because of the simulated facial hair. As a matter of fact, I'm now rooting for the Telmarines due to the awesomeness of their facial hair.

So, it looks like we're tied. But the Narnians have a character named "Bulgy Bear". Which is superior to the character name of anyone on the Telmarine side.

But Miraz does have much better mid-fight Crazy-Eyes. And sufficient Crazy Eyes are definitely to be respected. Dangit. We're tied again.

Also, a lot of killing for a Disney movie.

And now for the Telmarines to take their first lead. They've got automatic catapults. That's pretty dang cool. No idea how they're powered, but they're still dang cool.

And I'm really not sure how to score Reepicheep. He's rather annoying, but he's also just kinda randomly humorous. So, I guess we'll call that a wash...

But the Narnians do have Liam Neeson on their side. Which is a definite plus.

Also, personally, if I were fighting in a shield-wall sort of formation, I'd definitely not want to get jumped on by a centaur. I think that would kinda suck. Just a bit.

So, looks like it was pretty even in the end.

And I'll leave you with one final thought: Lions have gigantic heads. Gigantic, pretty hilarious looking heads.

And another thought: It seems that whatever this movie tries to do, the Lord Of The Rings series has already done previously.