Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Missing In Action 2: The Beginning

Chuck Norris, Soon-Teck Oh (1985) An imprisoned U.S. colonel fights a military overlord of a slave-labor opium operation in Vietnam.

Chuck Norris has a flamethrower now. You guys is screwed.

Also, this movie is a lot less shooty than I imagined it was gonna be. A lot more of Chuck Norris withstanding torture and stuff, and only the shooty bits at the end.

And after a long hiatus, here's the return of pictures! With extra flying Chuck Norris!

And if this movie has taught us anything, its that the most effective method of shooting is hip-shooting. None of this aiming business.

The fight scenes seem a lot less refined than current movies. Probably because this is from 1985. They don't really portray what's going on very well (when someone gets hit, it doesn't seem as brutal).

1 comment:

Su said...

Yeah... Walker Texas Ranger was always a good hitter. And clearly Chuck Norris doesn't need to aim because he controls the bullets with his MIND!