Chuck Norris, Soon-Teck Oh (1985) An imprisoned U.S. colonel fights a military overlord of a slave-labor opium operation in Vietnam.
Chuck Norris has a flamethrower now. You guys is screwed.
Also, this movie is a lot less shooty than I imagined it was gonna be. A lot more of Chuck Norris withstanding torture and stuff, and only the shooty bits at the end.
And after a long hiatus, here's the return of pictures! With extra flying Chuck Norris!
And if this movie has taught us anything, its that the most effective method of shooting is hip-shooting. None of this aiming business.
The fight scenes seem a lot less refined than current movies. Probably because this is from 1985. They don't really portray what's going on very well (when someone gets hit, it doesn't seem as brutal).
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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Yeah... Walker Texas Ranger was always a good hitter. And clearly Chuck Norris doesn't need to aim because he controls the bullets with his MIND!
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