Intermedio

Edward Furlong, Steve Railsback (2005) Four unlucky friends encounter deadly creatures in tunnels on the Mexican border.

So, apparently Edward Furlong still exists. You may remember him, or at the very least his hair, from his role as John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

So, if you were female (and presumably, if you're my sole reader, you are), would you decide to wear a thong if you were going on an adventure in "tunnels on the Mexican border" to buy a shit-ton of weed? Because Mrs Shrinky-shirt seems to have decided to go that route... Her shirt started off meeting her pants at the waist. But as the movie progresses, the bottom of her shirt keeps rising. If we keep this up, we'll probably achieve underboob status...

And yup. There it is. Underboob.

I should probably mention that his movie was made by "The Asylum". You know how much we love their work.

And in the epilogue, Shrinky-shirt seems to be rocking the thong again to bury her now ex-boyfriend. Ex because he's dead. Obviously. We couldn't have Ed Furlong not getting the girl...

And we may have seen some actual boobs, but it seems that the SciFi channel didn't want us having none of that. So, this movie gave us underboob, and blurred boob. So, I guess its a win.

Aside from all the crappiness...

Moral of this story: Crap throughout, but naked lady bits at the end...