Dog The Bounty Hunter

I just turned on the show, and in less than 5 minutes, Mr. Dog was comparing himself to god.

Great...

Apparently, the apparel of choice for bounty hunting is a black Tank top.

And I apparently shouldn't try it at home... Wouldn't that imply that you have to have criminals or fugitives or whatever at your home?

And now they're playing with Pepperball guns. Which are just regular paintball guns where the projectile is filled with Mace, as opposed to paint. And they're all scared of it.

A guy just volunteered to get shot. While he was wearing a shit-ton of armor. And complained about how much it hurt. I've just lost all respect for this show... Have they ever played paintball? Seriously?

They do have some fantastic hair though...