Twitter?

Probably a good thing I don't have a Twitter account... I think that if I were to get one, my Twitterings. Tweetitudes. Twitterocities. Twitterblatherings. Eh whatever the hell those things are called... Anyways, my messages would probably consist solely of the follwing 3 messages:

"Pooing"
"Peeing"
"Not wearing pants"

On second thought...

Actually, it'd only be worth it if I had the capability to update no matter where I was...