Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Into The Blue

Paul Walker, Jessica Alba (2005) Four divers cross paths with drug smugglers whose cargo plane has crashed near the site of underwater treasure.

Jessica Alba has a nice ass... Seems this movie's purpose is to keep her as scantily clad as possible. Can't say that I'm complaining...

The first half of the movie has copious scantily clad Jessica Alba. The second half, not so much.

Also, as much as it pains me to have some discussion that doesn't include Jessica Alba, looking at high speed boat propellers from under water is pretty nifty... Well, not so much the propellers, but the water behind the propellers...

And some guy just concealed a harpoon gun in a fish. And shot some other guy with it... I guess what the tail end of this movie lacks in Jessica Alba near-nekkidness, it makes up for in ridiculous action sequences... And some other clown just got harpooned in the face.

And one thing I really despise about movies is when someone gets their balls maligned in some sort of way (Jessica Alba just crushed some guy's balls) they use a sound that brings the crunching of bone to mind. Its really disconcerting. If and when I become a foley artist, I'm gonna have to change that... That shit's gotta go...

4 comments:

Su said...

Become a folley artist more rapidly and get semi-famous so that I can mooch off of you.

Trevor said...

Dan, you missed a completely opportune chance to rip on Paul Walker and Scott Caan for their... Performance?

Jessical Al-bitties.

loverly bitties :)

Trevor said...

touche...

Su said...

She does have a really nice ass too.