Hypothetical Situations

I was about to ask: "Hypothetically speaking, if you were my iPod Shuffle, where would you be?"

Technically, I can still ask, and you can feel special if you answer it correctly.

Because it was formerly hiding under the couch. And I'm glad it was there. Because my other suspected hiding place was the trash can.

The one nice thing about the iPod Shuffle is that it is so dang small and light. The problem with it is that it is so dang small.

So, if you wish to play, where is my iPod Shuffle?