'11. Infected by alien bacteria, a gigantic iron statue springs to life and goes on a rampage. Starring: Kavan Smith, Chris Gauthier, Nicole DeBoer, Paul McGillion, Donnelly Rhodes.
Kavan Smith, Paul McGillion, Donnelly Rhodes. Man, this movie's gonna be awesome. (Major Lorne, Doctor Becket, Doc Cottle)
But, sadly, Doc Cottle is far too happy. But he is wearing a pretty fancy hat... Still can't really get over Doc Cottle not being crotchety. But he did just use the word "yonder".
And Vincent from Eureka.
And the moral of this story is, when you get attacked by statues animated by bacteria from outer space, pour alcohol on it. "It don't like booze." Or maybe its just an intergalactic acoholic. They thought it was absorbing the metals out of its victims' blood, but my theory is that it was absorbing any remnants of alcohol. Poor bacteria just wanted to get its drank on.
And I'm gonna go ahead an pretend that I never said that.
And it would appear that both Vincent and Sheriff Beckett got deadified. But Lorne got the girl, and Cottle didn't get to drink his expensive booze.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
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So... bacteria can only 'infect' living things. There is nothing living about iron. It could colonate the iron and subsequently animate it, but the use of infect is entirely erroneous and as someone who graduated with a biology degree, Dan, I demand that you are offended too.
That would involve me actually paying attention...
Be offended now that I've told you to be.
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