Princess of Mars

Antonio Sabato Jr., Traci Lords (2009) Transported to Mars, a soldier lands in the middle of a war between alien races

Syfy Saturday movie from 6/5.

This one's got some sort annoying static coming through the speaker. Very annoying, because I'm guessing its gonna keep up.

And apparently the "Mars" in the title isn't actually the planet we know as Mars. Its Mars 216, which is apparently in orbit around Alpha Centauri. Or something.

Also, I have just recently figured out that this is one of those The Asylum movies. The stale acting and scenery-chewing should have tipped me off.

And now for something else.