Abominable

Matt McCoy, Haley Joel (2006) A disabled man tries to warn others about a legendary beast roaming the California mountains.

Another one of those movies that turns up showing on Syfy every so often that I'd never got around to watching. But here it is...

Was a pretty crappy movie until this exchange:
"Hey assmonkey, eat this"
Attack Abominable Snowman Thing with Ax
Get Face Bitten Off.

And the tragedy is that he had an awesomely ridiculous mustache. Which seemed to be his only reason for living. As now that he's missing his mustache, he appears to have died. Might have something to do with the lack of the front half of his head, but I'm pretty sure its just the mustache.