Sunday, June 13, 2010

Mothman

Jewel Staite (2010) An evil entity stalks unsuspecting victims.

Syfy Saturday movie from some time when I was in Hawaii. And frankly the only reason I'm reviewing this now (didn't record/watch/review it during my vacation) is the fact that this movie contains Jewel Staite. Who is hot.

And apparently all those who will be main characters are spending the first scene in their swimsuits. Rather scanty ones for the ladies. Except for Jewel Staite, who is still fully clothed. I guess she has some sort of dignity. Or some career aspirations or something.

And somehow some random ass guy in the group just got deaded somehow. And so, to cover their tracks (they were messing with him, pulling him underwater and all that) they decided to tell people the story that he dove in by himself and hit his head. So, to make it look more realistic, they decided that they'd bash his head with a rock. So, naturally, they all took turns hitting him in the head with a rock. One would wonder whether the authorities will wonder why the dude has 6 impact wounds on his head, rather than just the one...

And now back to some 24 Hours of Lemons. Or Le Mans. Depending...

More on Mothman later.

3 comments:

Su said...

Is Jewel still hot?

Dan said...

Need you ask?

Su said...

I mean... if she was all disfigured in the face by acid burning and didn't have an unscarred... No, I think she'd still be hot.