Wrong Turn 2

Erica Leerhsen, Henry Rollins (2007) Deranged cannibals terrorize a group of contestants competing on a reality TV show in the wilderness of West Virginia.

Some annoying character just got her lower lip bit off by some cannibal-type guy. And then got chopped in half by another guy with an axe. Lengthwise. I think this movie might get full marks just for this.

Because this is one of those After Dark Horrorfest movies. Also, it seems that if this movie and the next one get full marks, the Horrorfest will be batting .500. So, there's still a chance.

Hrm. Looks like that guy from Sons of Anarchy is in this. An in his first scene in this movie, he seems to have more lines than his entire run thus far on the show...

And the reality show seems to be a post-apocalyptic sort of thing. Seems completely ridiculous and over-the-top.

And for some reason a Marine went to West Point.

Female taking her top off 30 minutes in.

And since this movie takes place in West Virginia, everyone's really ugly, deformed, a cannibal, and probably inbred.

Also, a pretty awesome shot of female character through the forest, away from the ugly cannibal folks. Who then gets axed in the head mid-shot. I think I'm gonna have to give this movie full marks due to the random and ridiculous ways folks have died thus far. One can only hope it'll increase in awesomeness.

Also, I'm feeling generous due to the fact that Trans Siberian Orchestra finally came out with their latest album "Night Castle". And Transatlantic, too. Especially since I thought that Transatlantic wasn't going to come out with any new stuff after Neal Morse changed his focus.

Tip for Life: If you shoot a deformed, ugly, inbred, cannibal hillbilly with a shotgun, it'll get some impressive air-time... Also, they generally look like they're wearing really fake masks. Maybe because they are.

And some zany old man just got blowed up with dynamite.

And Colonel Sons of Anarchy has survived significantly longer than I ever would have imagined when he first showed up. And as soon as I typed that. To quote Strongbad: "ARROWED!" ANd now "Death Boloed".

And then a lot of ugly people just got wood-chippered.

So, terrible movie, but its got some characters you really don't like dying in spectacularly ridiculous ways. So, I guess its a win...

And I do mean terrible. With a capitol R, G, and Q. And squirtle. Definitely a capitol squirtle.