Friday, October 23, 2009

The Broken

Lena Headey, Richard Jenkins (2008) Gina follows someone impersonating her and discovers her friends and family are involved.

Another one of those After Dark Horrorfest movies. This time, starring that woman from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Stay tuned for a later review, for the After Dark Horrorfest movie with that kid from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Looks like this movie takes place in London. Hopefully that should mean that there are some sort of accents going on. We shall see.

I must say, I'm kind of looking forward to next year's After Dark Horrorfest showing up on Syfy next year. There's apparently going to be a movie called "ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction". Should be... terrible? ridiculous? awesome? Only time will tell.

This director seems to really like long, poorly lit establishing shots of London. He's done it a few times already, and we're only a few minutes into the movie.

Apparently Sarah Connor's doppelganger has come through the mirror. Or at least it seems that the director, in addition to those establishing shots, really has a thing for mirrors, and the breaking thereof.

And apparently French people drool a lot during boning. A lot. Or maybe its just this guy. But still. A lot.

Also, tip for life: If a mirror randomly breaks near you, you now have a doppelganger. Which will try to kill you in the shower by punching you in the mouth. Literall. In. The mouth. And potentially perform a frontal brain stem-ectomy. FYI.

And the "Plot Summary" on Wikipedia doesn't really summarize the plot. It actually raises questions as to what actually went on. Dammit Wikipedia, you're supposed to tell methings, not ask me questions about them. Jerk-face.

3 comments:

Su said...

You don't really have a frontal brain stem...

Dan said...

The frontal referred to the fact that the ectomy was happening through the frontal portion of the face... as in the mouth.

Su said...

I'm... kinda impressed.