High Plains Invaders

James Marsters, Cindy Sampson (2009) Townspeople in the Wild West take refuge from an onslaught of monstrous insects.

Syfy Sunday movie from 8/30.

Well, for starters, even though this movie is set in the Wild West, everyone seems to have double action revolvers. Not the single-action that they should have. They're modern Smith and Wessons. Or at least one of them is.

Also, seems to be less monstrous insects, but more aliens. These things look like no insects that I've ever seen. Actually, less aliens, more gigantic golf-balls with appendages. And they apparently have lasers...

So, main character is a train robber. And main female character is a bounty hunter. Something tells me they're gonna be the 2 to survive, and fall in love. Very small chance of blurred Syfy boobs, as this is a "Western" type movie, and all the womenfolk are wearing a ton of clothes, and it would probably take about 2 hours to get nekkid.

Main character just managed to survive a hangin' due to the timely intervention of the creatures. Speakin' of which, I'm goin' to drop the "g" off of all the gerunds in this review from this point forth, in honor of the characters' manner of speakin'.

And my dinner is currently 1 part soup, 1 part Goldfish. Its pretty awesome... Its a pretty good mixture.

Apparently this movie has been brought to us by my favorite company in the world. Apparently we have the worst commercials ever. Just a blue screen with the company logo on it, and a voiceover that basically just reads all the stuff on the screen.

And now I think its ice cream time. Or maybe in a bit. We'll see.

And there's a shifty scientist type guy. I'm pretty sure that he caused the monster to show up. And as such, he won't survive.

Further prediction: Old shopkeeper guy (trying to fill the role of crotchety old man, but failin' at the whole crotchety part) has a fancy hat (bowler), in this strangely hat-less town, and as such is goin' to almost survive, but then sacrifice himself at the last minute to the benefit of main character dude and main character woman. Or maybe not. He won't even survive half-way through. Poor beardy old guy.

And now there's some alien drop-ship thing. I wonder if they're gonna explain any of this...

And apparently someone shares my suspicion of shifty scientist guy.

And then I watched some Top Gear.