Friday, November 7, 2008

The Mummy Returns

Note to Self: Don't shoot Oded Fehr's bird. Or he'll come and tommy-gun all your dudes, and then swordify you in a series of very poorly edited together shots...

Best scene thus far:

Dude is in a fist fight with main evil chick. Getting his ass handed to him, when he manages to actually land a punch. She looks vaguely miffed, while he has a fantastic mix of surprise and elation.

OK. New best scene. Computer generated The Rock as the half scorpion half dude character.

Now evil chick is fighting good chick with sais. I'm hoping Raphael shows up.

And in case you were wondering, the main evil priest guy looks like Dean Stockwell gone wrong.

I'm liking this movie because all of the main characters have the appropriate amount of "How the hell did we end up in this situation" expresions throughout their random exploits...

New best scene. Brendan Frasier flying across the screen with a really strange expression on his face catching some spear thing.

And I do like Oded Fehr. He was pretty good in this, and I really liked his character in the Resident Evil series.

Evil dude is supposedly hanging over the edge of a cliff for dear life, and yet manages to take both hands off the ledge to complain about Evil chick not saving him.

3 comments:

Su said...

If evil dude can fly then I want a rewrite.

Trevor said...

can the two chicks fight again? yeah...that's nice. but wait, where was the spontaneous mud?

Su said...

mud, jello, or tofu should have been involved. Just saying.