Battle Planet

Zach Ward AKA Nikolai from Resident Evil:Apocalypse stuck in some sort of advanced space suit. Seems like it would be a shitty acting gig. Running through the woods wearing a really thick padded suit, and a shit-ton of plastic plates...

A lot of the movie thus far has been him talking to the onboard computer on his suit. There seems to be some sort of plot happening, as he's now been taken prisoner by his own guys. But sadly, I'm not really sure what this plot is. And Wikipedia is no help at all...

I'm assuming that the human/"friendly" alien government is actually evil. Mainly because they keep referring to their motto of "For the Cause". Generally Causes with a capital C are evil in this sort of movie...

Apparently they're using the suit to collect data on human limits. So the suit is apparently supposed to kill him, and then they can use the data to optimize future genetic engineering or some shit...

But enough of that business. It wouldn't be a proper blog post if I didn't start blathering about someone's accent or oldness or something. Well, sadly, no one seems to have an accent or anything. But Nikolai from Resident Evil: Apocalypse had a pretty awesome Russian accent.

And this random pilot guy we'll probably never see again has some sort of British accent.

I will however, mention the fact that Zach Ward has an amazingly large jaw. Makes his face really large.

And now there's a crazy midget. I'm so effing confused... Although he is singing. In a rather incomprehensible manner. He's apparently drunk... and officially awesome... Too bad he's a traitorous bastard...

And then everyone died...

The only interesting part of this was after they all died, they showed pretty much the same thing happening to another character. Don't know why I found that particularly interesting, as its really a common thing for these sort of movies to do....