'12. A former Special Forces soldier must protect a group of thrill-seeking millionaires. Starring: Christian Slater, Sean Bean, Ving Rhames, Dominic Monaghan, James Cromwell, Colm Meaney. Director: Maxim Korostyshevsky. From USA/RUS.
Other than the fact that Sean Bean appears to have survived this one (in a startling change of pace from his usual MO), this movie is pretty terrible.
You gotta know that its terrible when the "good guys" are wearing ACUs. They look so dumb. So, terrifically dum.
Unfortunately, Chief O'Brien is the bad guy. Actually, I'm not really sure why that's unfortunate.
AND THEN THERE WAS A JETSKI CHASE!!! Or personal watercraft. Or whatever those things are called.
And then a Christian Slater/Colm Meaney knife fight. Which kinda happened a bit concurrently with the JETSKI CHASE!!! But it concluded later.
And then the movie ended. And no one cared.
Friday, April 12, 2013
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I was thinking that if they added a bit more dark brown sugar to Ah-so sauce it would make an excellent blood alternative to use for prop events. Or I could just borrow some from work sometime...
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