Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Go Away Neck Hole Lady

No one wants to see your neck hole.  Or the device you have stuffed in it to allow you to speak.

I'm trying to watch hockey, not neck holes.

7 comments:

Rob said...

I thought that ad only ran in Florida. I hate that ad.

Su said...

I thoroughly enjoyed discussing the neckhole ad with you last night though.

Su said...

Also, I think I could get you drunk enough to get your own neck hole and let me bedazzle it (because I decided if I was going to make you think you wanted a neck hole, I would make you think you wanted a shiny neck hole full of sparkly fun). I think you would hate me too much afterward for me to do through with it, but I can achieve that level of drunk.

Rob said...

Su, that was creepy. I'm liking you more and more.

Su said...

Huh, I didn't even realize it was creepy. My meter is rather skewed (I also used to cut up dead creatures for a living and I would write emails that talked about rivers of blood in the parking lot/grass afterward...).

Dan said...

Rob just isn't used to your brand of... uniqueness.

And wasn't privy to our rather ridiculous conversation.

Su said...

Rob should really be made privy to our ridiculous conversations. Is he aware of the 12 emails we send back and forth?