Sunday, January 31, 2010

F1 Cars: Renault R30

The Renault R30, to be driven by Robert Kubica and rookie Vitaly Petrov.


Photo credit to GPUpdate.net

Well, aside from the positively horrific color scheme, this doesn't look too bad. Much better than the Sauber. Actually, in this studio shot, it doesn't look too bad. But in this other picture, of the car in non-controlled lighting, it looks downright terrible. Probably its also the different angle, which shows off the rather large amount of black at the back of the car.

It looks better with the predominantly yellow look, with only a few black highlights, as opposed to the larger amount of black that is seen when you actually get a look at the back of the car.

Although it is starting to grow on me. Mainly due to its obnoxiousness...

F1 Cars: BMW-Sauber C29

The New "BMW"-Sauber C29. BMW in name only, after the company left F1, and sold the team to former owner Peter Sauber. And the fact that they have a Ferrari engine in there, and not a BMW.

This one will be driven by Kamui Kobayashi (who drove for Toyota in the last 2 Grands Prix of 2009 to replace the injured Timo Glock) and Pedro de la Rosa (a long time test driver for McLaren, who last raced in a Grand Prix in 2006).


Photo (once again) courtesy of GPUpdate.net

Much like I didn't like the BMW-Sauber car in 2009, I'm not a fan of this one. The nose just looks terrible. And maybe the color scheme will look a bit better if they get around to getting some sponsors. We shall see.

McLaren's still winning.

Potential Amendment of my views of NASCAR

Apparently the bag of tricks for fixing broken NASCAR cars includes a baseball bat.

That amuses me quite a lot...

Snow!

I went to go buy some food today. And the roads had a good bit of snow on them. And saw 3 snowplows.

None of which were actually plowing.

Glad that someone's getting paid to drive snowplows around the streets for positively no reason.

NASCAR

I don't understand the appeal.

The cars don't look fast. They may be horrifically fast, but they just don't look it.

The cars aren't attractive. They're just sort of plain.

Can someone please enlighten me as to why this is such a popular motorsport?

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Random Place that Just Popped Into My Head

Ouagadougou

Bonus Word of The Day!

Interior redecoration

Today's Word Of The Day

Snow

Dollhouse Finale

Ended well. Good finale for a show that actually picked up at the end.

Beginning of the show was good. Ending was good. Middle was weak.

Good that it ended well.

And another Joss Whedon show bites the dust.

Friday, January 29, 2010

F1 Cars: Ferrari F10

The Ferrari F10 from Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro; to be driven by Felipe Massa (now returned to F1 after his accident in Hungary last year), and former World Champion (and enormous cock-bag) Fernando Alonso.


Credit to GPUpdate.net for the picture (hence the watermark)

Thus far, the McLaren is my favorite. I like the bright chrome. Not a big fan of the white wings on the Ferrari, and the nose seems too long, in my opinion.

We'll see how my preferences change as new cars are released. I think all of the cars will be launched in the next few weeks (The new Red Bull, the RB6, the successor to the prettiest car of the 2009 season, will be launched on Feb. 12, I think)

F1 Cars: McLaren Mercedes MP4-25

The first in the series of posts about this years' F1 cars.

First off is Vodafone McLaren Mercedes's new car, the MP4-25, which will be driven by World Champions Lewis Hamilton (former) and Jenson Button (current).


Credit to GPUpdate.net for the picture.

I like how the "shark fin" engine cover thing connects to the rear wing.

I'll keep you updated with which car is my favorite, as all the cars are launched.

Random Place that Just Popped Into My Head

Burkina Faso

Today's Word Of The Day

Rabbits

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Random Place that Just Popped Into My Head

Azerbaijan.

Any chance of this "Random Place of the Day" turning into a new blog feature? Who knows.

Depends on my level of overall laziness. But then again, whoda thunk that the "Word of the Day" thing would have lasted this long?

Guess What?

Yup. Gotta pee again.

That's what I get for drinking copious water.

But at least I'm rehydrating...

I really want pie

But I have none.

And I should probably go to bed...

Bonus Bonus Bonus Word of the Day!

Cheesie-poofs.

Bonus Bonus Word of the Day!

Helicopter

Avril Lavigne is a Vampire

So is that woman who just showed up on Chuck. She's hot, though, so I guess its OK...

Bonus Word of The Day!

Whelk.

Got gas.

Yup. Got gas.

Today's Word Of The Day

L-Dopa

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Bonus Word of The Day!

Why?

Why do I go climbing. And then go to the regular gym?

I think we all know the true answer...

Today's Word Of The Day

Argyle

Heroes

Matt Parkman makes ugly walls. FYI.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Bonus Bonus Bonus Word of the Day!

Wee-wee.

Really gotta pee.

And then shower.

And then sleep.

Bonus Bonus Word of the Day!

Red

Bonus Word of The Day!

Snore...

Man, I am exhausted. I guess this workout thing's doing a good job, because its consistently kicking my ass...

Today's Word Of The Day

Solenoid.

Apparently a sticky solenoid is the cause of my car problems. Looks like I'll have to wait until Thursday to get it replaced.

On the plus side, solenoid is fun to say.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

24

This series should be subtitled "Dramatically Convenient".

Bonus Word of The Day!

Rocket

Today's Word Of The Day

Whirrrrrrrrr...

Breaking in motors is really annoying. You have to run them for 10 minutes, and we just broke in 10 of them.

I guess that's what we get for having so darn many different RC cars...

What's the point?

Why do they have "aerial coverage" from a blimp during this football stadium?

You know. The one that's going on in a dome. Inside...

So, you can see the stadium from the blimp. And that's it.

Volkswagen Sign Then Drive Event

When I test drive a car, I hope that the salesman will sit in the back seat doing The Robot.

That would probably sell me more on the car than just about anything else.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Battlestar Galactica: The Plan

Sort of a weird hybrid of the series with some new stuff. I guess its a kind of clip show or whatever...

Discussed some of the stuff I was interested in, but left off some of the stuff that I was hoping they would (especially the whole 33 minutes thing from the first episode, and exactly what on that ship caused the Cylons to show up after that time...)

Gotta pee!

Yup. Gotta pee.

Today's Word Of The Day

Check Engine?

Thought you guys said you'd fixed it... Apparently not.

Looks like my car gets to go back to the shop for the 3rd straight weekday on Monday

Yay!...

Grrr...

The Simpsons Movie

I never laughed so hard.

Oh wait. Scratch those last two words...

Friday, January 22, 2010

Man v. Food (some more)

If you ever think you should be hungry, but aren't, go ahead and watch this show.

It'll make you hungry straight away.

Man v. Food

What a thoroughly ridiculous premise for a show.

How have I never watched this before?

Fringe

Dr. Walter Bishop is quite possibly the best Children's Museum presenter guy ever...

John Noble is a fantastic actor. Just thought you might want to know.

Really good show.

Today's Word Of The Day

Check Engine?

I just took my car to the shop yesterday, and got a check engine light today. Took it back to the shop, and after a good bit of waiting, they fixed what was wrong. Which they apparently caused when they did the maintenance yesterday...

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Today's Word Of The Day

Arg.

Stupid work. Stupid long work.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Bonus Bonus Word of the Day!

Blarg.

This exercising business is downright miserable.

And as such, I kinda like it.

Bonus Word of The Day!

Rotational Symmetry.

I like bears.

Bears are fuzzy.

24 Season 8 Premiere

Ba'al from SG1 (Cliff Simon) has apparently been demoted from false god to hired shooter.

Hired shooter who gets thrown down some stairs.

And Benito Martinez has been demoted from Chief of Police and City Councilman (from The Shield) to random schlub. Actually, dead random schlub.

And there are a lot more "That Guy"s in this season of 24, apparently.

The First Lady

She has dead people eyes.

Today's Word Of The Day

Relief

Took a wicked deuce before coming home. The drive home felt a lot better than previously...

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Bobsled

Interesting that the Canadian sled is white with blue writing and logos on it, including a blue maple leaf.

Wonder if it has something to do with Quebec....

Also, interesting that the Swiss sleds are primarily yellow, even though its another country with a flag entirely made from red and white. I think that it might be that its sort of a call-back to the "swiss cheese" outfits that the Swiss Winter Olympic team wore a couple of Olympics ago. Probably about 12 years ago. After some quick internet searches, I'm unable to figure out when it actually was. Sometime well before college. Hence my estimation of about 12 years ago.

Also, kinda cool that the Germans and Canadians are sharing the gold medal in this World Cup event. I'm guessing have 2 sleds with exactly the same time (down to the hundredths) after 2 runs is quite rare.

Today's Word Of The Day

Free

My 3 year term as a "ruling" elder at church is over on Sunday. Had my last meeting tonight!

Yay!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Bonus Word of The Day!

Tabthas.

Apparently that's what the exercise regimen my friend just helped me out with is called.

Looks like I have a name for the thing that's going to be kicking my ass for the foreseeable future.

Today was a sort of test day to figure out where I was, and set the baselines for future exercises. It really kicked my ass, but I did find some interesting stuff.

For instance, all the things that could be conceivably related to climbing, I was pretty decent at. One of the ones that wasn't really related to climbing (pushing the weight vertically above your head) I sucked horrifically at. Not too surprising since I hadn't picked up a weight (aside from a little bit of fiddling on the machines in the past few days, when I had no idea what I was doing) since the first semester of Freshman Year in college.

Hopefully this exercise scheme will allow me to get rid of my long spindly arms, and trade them in for a more bulked up model. Although, I recently dropped something (it was important, but I can't remember what it was) behind my desk at work, and I was able to jam my scrawny arm down the crack between my desk and the wall and retrieve it. Hopefully that will be a thing of the past. (I didn't move my desk, because I'm lazy, and my desk is a behemoth, with lots of offshoots and stuff [well only one, but its a pretty sizable one] and its hard to move by yourself. And damned if I'm going to ask for someone's help for something I dropped behind my desk like a dumbass)

Well, this ranting has given me enough time to drink an appropriate amount of water, and now I'm gonna go shower and go to bed.

Good night all.

Chuck

"Bad guys don't count carbs, buddy."

Fringe Some More

The actor who plays the young Shawn Spencer in Psych showed up on the latest episode of Fringe. Just thought you should know.

Which reminds me: When's that show coming back?

Fringe?

So, in last week's episode, the first one back after hiatus, I noticed something quite strange.

The Charlie Francis character was killed by a shapeshifter earlier in the series, and the shapeshifter was killed shortly thereafter. And yet, Charlie shows up in this episode, and no one seems confused or intrigued.

That is, no one except the viewer. In this case, me.

Upon further investigation, it seems that this episode was filmed for Season 1, but they never found a place to air it. So, they decided that now was a good time. Well after the character was killed in the series. Seems like a random, and frankly, a terrible, time to show this episode. But whatever. Still a very good show. And now back to watching the episode, and less complaining.

Today's Word Of The Day

Food.

I want some...

Chocolate Sauce!

In my goattee!

Human Target

Movie about a bodyguard type guy.

Basically, random explosions. That's about it.

Probably won't be watching it when it comes on for real...

Sunday, January 17, 2010

The Rock

Great sound track.

Also, Best Line: "Sie haben meine Hummer gestolen".
"I'm only borrowing your HMMWV"

Optimum Pooper

I just watched a commercial where the voice over claimed that the dog was an "optimum pooper".

I think I need to add that to my resume.

Category 6: Day of Destruction

Thomas Gibson, Nancy McKeon (2004) Residents of Chicago deal with a national blackout just as three extreme weather systems collede over the city.

2 part movie thing. The second half seems to be the Syfy Saturday movie from 1/9.

And you probably shouldn't tried to get married in the middle of a tornado. They'll rip the wedding dress off the bride, without affecting anything else. Including the hat precariously perched on the groom's head. The one that blew off in significantly lower winds.

And I'm glad that this movie seems to be wreaking havoc on Chicago. Or at least it will shortly. Probably in response to the fact that Chicago's airport is quite the stupidest airport in the history of time. I hates that airport with a passion. And I think it hates me, too. But, I'm not going to take the high road on this one. I'm just gonna keep on hating it right back.

Also, the Butterfly Effect: If a butterfly flapping its wings in Africa causes a thunderstorm in San Francisco, what effect does me farting have? Food for thought. Also, about 10 minutes after I wrote that comment, the guy who originally mentioned the Butterfly Effect made a comment about a dog farting in Duluth. I must be prescient.

Apparently, this movie is going to be significantly less about shit getting blowed up by weather, and a lot more about politics and energy policy and stuff. But, hopefully there will still be a good amount of shit getting blowed up.

Also, one of the main characters seems to be having an affair. But unfortunately, his wife is significantly hotter than his mistress. So, good for him?

Another thing: this movie has some pretty spectacularly bad computer graphics.

And folks running a wind farm don't seem to be adjusting the angle of the blades on the wind turbines in the face of heavy winds. And disaster is happening. Serves them dumbasses right.

And an airliner is now getting diverted into O'Hare. Which is not a surprise. Because that airport sucks so bad. And likes to suck in airplanes that aren't even routed to go there. And the flight crew is the Secret Service Agent Aaron from 24, and the DEA guy from Breaking Bad. So, basically its a flight crew consisting entirely of large bald men. And they're flying an Oceanic airliner. Which, I think is the movie industry's generic airline for when something's gonna go horribly wrong (see Lost, et al). But it seems they survived after all. And then the flight crew seemed to stare longingly into each other's eyes.

And apparently the adulterer's daughter just robbed a shop to acquire Slurpees. Or whatever the fictional Slurpee knock-off is called in this movie. (I didn't pay enough attention to know what it was called) Something like a "Big Freeze" or something...

And apparently if a tornado passes less than 10 feet in front of an SUV, the SUV will only rock around a little bit, but won't be damaged, blown away, or anything else, even while the rest of the scenery is getting demolished.

Also, they shouldn't air a 2-part movie in one go. Because that's far too much movie for one sitting, unless its a really quality movie. But unfortunately, these things usually aren't. This one isn't bad, but its just too long.

Gotta pee.

Gotta pee.

And decide what I'm doing for dinner.

Today's Word Of The Day

Rain.

Car definitely needed it to wash off all the salt and dirt and crap from all the snow...

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Crisis Averted

Found it.

That's what I get for cleaning up. Always manage to misplace whatever I'm looking for at the time.

But, I guess the good thing is that my room is much cleaner, so its easier to find stuff.

Also, that's what I get for half-heartedly cleaning up for a while, and then going to go ride my bike for a while.

I have misplaced my book

I can't remember where I put it. And I can't find it.

Its probably somewhere completely obvious, but I'm just overlooking it.

Storm

Luke Perry, Martin Sheen (1999) A general with a device that controls weather recruits a meteorologist to direct a hurricane toward Mexico.

That general in the description is Martin Sheen. The meteorologist seems to be Luke Perry, AKA Jeremiah.

Also, in case you didn't know, Martin Sheen caused Hurricane Andrew...

And Martin Sheen, or should I say Ramón Gerardo Antonio Estévez, looks very strange in a flight suit.

And Martin/Ramon just touted his weather doo-jobbie is the first user-friendly Weapon of Mass Destruction that wasn't nuclear. Because, really, what this world needs is more user-friendly WMDs. Thanks for that General Sheen.

And what disaster is complete without an angry religious guy complaining about whores and stuff on TV. Sodom and Gomorrah, and all that jazz... Perhaps I have found my new calling in life. How does one get in on those "being and old, angry, religious guy on TV" gigs?

And even though the airplane ran head long into a drone-thing, when it blew up in the resulting explosion, the nose was completely intact.

Today's Word Of The Day

Motorcycle.

With a sub-title/sub-word of "Slightly Cold"

Word Of the Day Protocol

So, its currently 1 AM, January 16. I have not gone to bed since I woke up on the 15th.

I have already posted a "Today's Word Of The Day" on the 15th. If I were to post a Word of the Day post right now, should it be called "Today's Word Of The Day", and represent the word of the day for the 16th (technically today), or "Bonus Word Of The Day", because I haven't gone to bed yet, so its almost still the 15th by proxy?

Thoughts?

Cold

It was cold this morning (actually yesterday morning, as its currently after midnight). So, I didn't ride.

My cut-off was freezing. It was 31 degrees here when I left. And about 26 degrees at work.

Unfortunately, it seems to have warmed up through the day, so that when I drove home it was almost 50 degrees. I was a bit annoyed. I guess I gotta stop going to work so early.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Chuck

Nice to see that it's back.

Also, nice to see that Adam Baldwin's character isn't above kicking a bad guy square in the jibblies.

I was a bit concerned how they were going to deal with Chuck getting basically super powers in the season finale, but they seem to be dealing with it pretty well.

Also, good that Morgan's back. He does provide a good foil for Chuck.

Although, it seems that Buster Bluth's time on Chuck has come to a dramatic (not really) and a unexpected conclusion.

Let's see how this season proceeds.

And it seems from the preview for the season, that this show attracts a bunch of really attractive female actors. So, I really cant complain.

Acclimitization

I stepped out of the building yesterday, and was surprised by how not cold it was.

I then went to my car, and looked at the thermometer (which is pretty accurate). It said 36 degrees.

I hate winter.

Today's Word Of The Day

Motorcycle.

If the weather's nice (or anywhere near decent) (or not stupidly spectacularly cold), I'm thinking about taking the bike to work tomorrow.

I'm excited.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Dollhouse

Interesting that they're finally doing a bunch of the back story for the characters now that they're cancelled.

Also, I'm going to be sad if they kill off Mr. Langdon or whatever his name is. He just got shot. Hopefully he doesn't die. He's always been one of the characters that the viewer cares about, because he seems to be a decent guy.

Although, the Topher character has always been good for comic relief.

And I always liked Helo as a character, even when he's playing Ballard, or whatever his name is. Although he did get annoyingly wienerific in certain episodes of Battlestar Galactica.

Also, Summer Glau just got graped. In a quite unexpected fashion.

Yay! Langdon!

Also, the last few episodes of this show are actually turning out to be pretty good. Quite interesting. It did get bogged down a bit there in the middle, but I think its definitely gotten a heck of a lot better in the last few episodes. 2 more to go. Which reminds me, I should watch the last episode of Season 1, which didn't air on TV. Apparently the season finale is a sequel, of sorts, to that episode, and slightly out of the normal continuity of the rest of the show.

Another short-lived Joss Whedon show.

Exercise

Exercise bikes are far superior to Elliptical machines.

They look significantly less ridiculous.

And you can read while exercising.

And now you may commence wondering why I'm suddenly on an exercising kick. After 2 and a half years of living in this apartment complex, I've gone to the gym here twice. Yesterday and today.

Wackiness!

Bonus Word of The Day!

Wonder.

As in Wonder Taxi. Or, in my case, as in "I wonder why this taxi is droving so slow."

Today's Word Of The Day

Benchmark

Mad Men

Quite possibly the best show on TV right now.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Today's Word Of The Day

Exhausted.

Work. Then Climbing. Then Gym.

Monday, January 11, 2010

The International

Should be sub-titled: Clive Owen hates the Guggenheim Museum.

Interesting movie. Clive Owen plays the Interpol cop investigating a big bank for various crimes. The big bank tries to keep its secrets.

Shooting ensues.

And then it ends. And Clive Owen isn't particularly happy.

In fact, I rather liked the ending. Not a happy or sad ending, just sort of a "huh" ending. Not "huh?" implying confusion, but "huh." implying "Oh" or "Well, that happened" sort of a thing.

Although, the movie wasn't really what I was expecting. I think I was expecting a really extreme action movie. And even though there was a lot of shooting and stuff, it still didn't seem to be such.

Bonus Word of The Day!

Dentists.

Still don't particularly like dentists.

Today's Word Of The Day

Rammstein.

Was one of those days. Needed the Rammstein on the drive home.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Today's Word Of The Day

Three.

I have no idea why that popped into my head.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Today's Word Of The Day

Home

Yesterday's Word Of The Day

Cheesesteak.

Can't be a Philadelphia trip without cheesesteaks.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Programming Note

Due to lack of computer access, tomorrow's word of the day will be postponed until Saturday.

Today's Word Of The Day

Road.

Off to the airport for a bit. Then Church. Then Philadelphia.

And you'll be glad to note I used "Road", rather than something like "On the Road".

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Motivation

There is a bouldering problem somewhere near Leavenworth, Washington named "101 Ways to Fling Poo".

I think I may have just found the motivation to get strong enough to climb V11s.

Today's Word Of The Day

Flatulence.

I was quite flatulent on the way home today. I know you really wanted to know this fact.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Today's Word Of The Day

Radio.

Took my "brother's" car to work today. Didn't bring any of my CDs. So, I had to listen to the radio. For the first time in quite some time.

Monday, January 4, 2010

100 Feet

Famke Janssen, Bobby Cannavale (2008) Killed by his wife in self-defense, a violent man returns as a ghost to seek revenge against her.

Famke Janssen is hot. Let's see if that's enough to keep me interested, or if I'll head off to start fiddling with RC cars again...

Seems that this is going to be one of those movies which consist solely of one person in a house, and the random persons (and ghosts) that she interacts with. Famke's under house-arrest because she killed her husband, who, it has been implied, was abusive. No mention of the "self-defense" part yet, explicitly. Just a hint about her husband's abusivity.

And it would appear that Famke has named her cat "Cat". Which is awesome.

And now she's gone and explicitly yelled at her dead husband's ghost about his abuse. So, it seems that we're no longer going for subtlety in this movie.

And apparently you can kick ghosts on the face. And make contact...

Thus far, as far as "One Person Stuck in a House" movies go, I preferred that "Right At Your Front Door" movie. Or whatever it was called. Although Famke Janssen is significantly hotter than that random ass guy that was in the other movie.

Although, I really wouldn't mind a garbage bag filled with wads of $100 bills.

Today's Word Of The Day

Candy

Got some candy from my mom. And its in my car. And its from Valentine's Day...

Sunday, January 3, 2010

"For sure"

Next Formula 1 season, similar to chronicling Valentino Rossi's interview exploits in MotoGP, this blog will be chronicling blog-favorite Sebastian Vettel's interview. The ever so common phrase that we will be recording is Vettel's use of the phrase "for sure". Which he seems to say with remarkable oftenoicity.

Hopefully we'll be seeing him on the podium quite a bit next season. Preferably on the top step.

2009 Race of Champions

The KTM X-Bow has got to be the most terrifyingly awesome car to drive...

I kinda want one. But they're pretty darn expensive. And pretty not for sale in the US...

I'm kinda sad.

Can Top Popper

There is apparently a device that you can buy to open soda cans. You know the ones with the pop-tab thing?

Yeah, those. The ones you can use your fingers to open...

For shame, world. For shame.

Today's Word Of The Day

Waffles!

You may recognize that this is the same as yesterday. Well, not exactly. This time, its got an exclamation point.

Which signifies that I have achieved sufficient waffleage. I'd like to extend a thank you to my mother for making it possible!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Pick Up Lines?

So, thoughts on using the McDonald's Dollar Menu as a pick-up line?

Methinks it only really works in that commercial, as it is a McDonald's commercial.

Bobsledding

I'm watching the bobsledding again. The one with the German announcers. Its awesome.

This is quite possibly my favoritest TV program ever. Because they're getting really into it, and being really excited about it.

And a bobsled just rolled. After the finish. I'm not really sure how that happens... And in the 7 or so sleds that I watched run down the track, 2 of them rolled after the finish. None before, but 2 after... strange...

And the Latvian driver guy has awesome Crazy Eyes.

Today's Word Of The Day

Waffles

I want waffles.

Resident Evil: Extinction

Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr (2007) Genetically altered by Umbrella Corp., Alice and here cohorts try to eradicate an undead virus before it infects everyone on Earth. Based on the videogame.

Pretty sure that the description is not that accurate. Pretty sure damn near everyone is already infected by the time this movie rolls around.

Also, Alice rides a Beemer. Just thought you should know.

Also: Sam Tyler from Life on Mars plays the role of Albert Wesker. Hadn't seen Life on Mars the first time I saw this movie, so I didn't recognize him before.

I rather enjoy this series. Lots of good, mindless, zombie-killing fun.

And Alice apparently has the zoomingest reflex site ever. In that its a simple piece of glass. With a red dot projected onto it... Takes some talent to get that to zoom...

And the thing that bothers me the most about this movie: LJ's death. He gets infected, but doesn't tell anyone about it, and ends up endangering the rest of the survivors. LJ, played by Mike Epps, was quite possibly the best character in the 2nd Resident Evil movie. You remember the character with the twin gold Desert Eagles? Yeah him. He's quite possibly my favorite character in the whole series, and the producers decided that he would die poorly. Tis a shame. Carlos Olivera, on the other hand, who is my second favorite character, had a good death. I would have been very cheesed off had they give both of my favorite character bad deaths...

And David from Kings is the computer techie guy. Again, I didn't recognize him the last time I saw this...

Also, is Milla Jovovich somehow contractually obligated to wear the most improbable of outfits in her movies? Because she really does seem to do it a rather disturbing amount.

And apparently they're going to be making a 4th one. Yay!?

Friday, January 1, 2010

Doctor Who

They always do a really good job when they're writing an episode when the Doctor regenerates.

Lets see how well this Matt Smith guy does. I absolutely loved the David Tennant and Christopher Eccleston portrayals of the Doctor. Hopefully Smith'll stand up well.

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

Trevor Matthews, Robert Englund (2007) A plumber finds an outlet for his violent temper when his science professor turns into a monster.

Anything's better with Freddy Kreuger. Especially moreso when he has a fancy beard.

And now he's a monster.

And now we've entered the Monster Slayer section of the movie. Where the Jack Brooks character beats up all manner of poorly made-up monsters. With a pipe. And sundry other random implements.

But, sadly, that's only about the last 10 minutes. While we have to deal with plenty of time watching a bunch of characters we don't particularly care about, and then watch Robert Englund chewing the scenery as he slowly becomes infected by the Black Heart thing that I haven't mentioned in the slightest. And am probably never going to mention again. Because I don't care enough.

And I want some cake or a cookie or something... But, alas, I have neither.

Today's Word Of The Day

None.

Sorry, the auctioneer used all of them in a very short period of time. Turned on the TV to the Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction on Speed. And the guy used all of the words in the world. For quite some time.

Happy New Year

Enjoy...

Gots to poop.

Yup. You heard me.