Today's blog post/movie review/thing is brought to you by Arithmetic!
Some Simple Bad Sci-Fi math, from Silent Warnings:
Or maybe just statistics...
# of Main Characters: 6
# of Main Characters that I don't care about: 6
# of scenes with crickets and stuff as back-ground noise that is supposed to be adding to the ambience, but is instead really freaking annoying: Too damn many
and now for the important statistics (what all bad sci-fi seems to be about):
# of Female Main Characters: 3
# of Female Main Characters who incessantly wear shirts that expose their midriffs: 3
# of Female Main Characters who incessantly wear shirts that expose their midriffs, with exposed thongs: 1
# of Female Main Characters who have been shown on screen in only their underwear: 2
and the piece de resistance (or whatever sort of frenchy crap you feel like using):
Stephen Baldwin = really annoying and a rather crappy actor.
Only about halfway through the movie... I might edit this post when I'm done... and true enough, I've done so.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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I had something that I wanted to impart to you earlier, but you didn't have up a new post and I forgot. OH! I remember.
Dancing Bear and Tiny-Ass Bear (who shall henceforth be known as Ryu) are on my desk here. Just though you should know. Snowball is on the bed.
Who the hell is Tiny-Ass Bear?
People should read this.
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