Dark Storm

Stephen Baldwin, William B. Davis (2006) A scientist gains the ability to control the weather after an experimental weapon malfunctions. (2:00) TV-14.

That's what my DVR says... off we go...

So, they're apparently trying to extract Dark Matter... A process which apparently takes 25 seconds... whoda thunk you could do it that quickly... being that its all dark... and mattery. or matterish? i dunno.

And in case you were wondering, Stephen Baldwin is the crappy Baldwin brother... and not related to the awesomeness that is Stephen Baldwin of Jayne Cobb fame...

And I knew I remembered the name William B. Davis from somewhere. The Cigarette smoking man of The X-Files fame, and also one of the Priors of the Ori from SG-1. Very distinct face...

and apparently Dark Matter should only be collected in space. Thank you Gimley Experiment for teaching us that vital fact...

apparently they've made a weapon that uses Dark Matter to dissolve targets... but Stephen Baldwin seems to have been infused with the Dark Matter's essence.... I'll need to come up with a clever name for him... Referring to him by name, just isn't cutting it... Perhaps HolyCrap MyHairIsTerrible... hmm... we'll see... but, honestly, what kind of parents would name their kid HolyCrap... and his encounter with the dark matter has given him fantastic new powers, such as making lightbulbs flicker... oh, the humanity...

and Baldy McGoo (not HolyCrap's new name, by the way) is apparently in league with some shadowy organization... oh yeah, i should probably tell you that he seems to be HolyCrap's partner type guy...

and FYI, there are chocolate chip muffin chunks in my goattee.. That makes my goattee tasty...

And in other news, I seem to have changed my default naming scheme from "Larry" to "XXXX McXXXX"...

and apparently in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, you can chop AT-STs in half. Vertically. That is all sorts of awesome...

Looks like this is gonna be a rather short review... mainly because its almost 1 in the morning, this ins't a very good movie, in that nothing really interesting is happening, and I have gas.

and apparently Sgt. Bates from Atlantis is on the next episode of Eureka...

ah, screw this... I'm going to bed. I'll pick this up tomorrow...

And now that the movie's over, we're all going to pretend that this viewing never happend.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.