Why is Nic Cage's hair so very dumb?
Also, alternate title: Nic Cage Wanted to Ride Motorcycles.
In other news, he rides a yellow BMW. Which is pretty awesome...
Alternate title 2: Nic Cage Can't Find Love Due to Excessive Shooting People In The Face
Alternate title 3 (With spoilers): Nic Cage Can't Find Love Due to Excessive Shooting Self In The Face
Saturday, May 14, 2011
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Nik Cage can't find love because he's a douche.
Well, that particular sub-title wouldn't narrow it down to this movie, though.
Was there really a difference between this movie and most of his movies that aren't sponsored by Disney?
He has movies that are sponsored by Disney?
I have no idea. But the PG ones at least, like National Treasure (which may be sponsored by Disney in some way).
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