Frost Giant

Dean Cain (2010) A man battles a gigantic snow creature.

Syfy Saturday Movie from 8/7.

What the hell kind of name is the HMS Hecla? Just wondering. Also, British sea captains from 1825 can't act for shit. Just in case you was wondering. But they do have occasional muttonchops. Which are hilarious.

Also, the meteor is peeing. Or is it a meteorite since it hit the ground? I can never remember the difference between the two. Anyways, the meteor(ite) pee has turned into some sort of critter. Which I guess is the eponymous Frost Giant. Is that even the proper use of the term eponymous? Who really knows.

Also, apparently some dude has a Smith and Wesson M29 in 1825. Good for him. And 1825 guns are pretty hilariously rapid-fire, apparently.

And now, it would appear that we've jumped some time into the future. Unless they've just decided to throw any sort of historical continuity out the window. Because, I'm pretty sure they weren't driving Blackhawk helicopters around Antarctica or whatever in the 19th century.

RUPERT = Robotic Underwater Perpetual Endurance Reconnaissance Transport. SUNNY = Sonar Underwater... Sadly he was interrupted before he could finish that one. Dude's pretty swanky with his acronyms.

I wonder if the companies that do the visual effects for these bad scifi movies do Blackhawk helicopters for cheap, because damn near every bad scifi movie out there has one somewhere. And hardly any other type of helicopters...

Dean Cain has been searching for the fury for his entire life. I could probably piss him off a good bit, just by kicking him in the gibblies a few times. The offer stands, Mr. Cain.

And one giant problem with us now being in the present time: A distinct lack of muttonchops.

Also, Dean Cain is going to get 20% of some random dude's ass. Whenever it thaws. Seems that it could get a bit awkward, that.

Oh, and the buy the way, the Fury is a boat. Potentially Commodore Muttonchops' boat.

And for some reason, Blackhawks cannot fly with the side door open. That must get a trifle annoying for any sort of door gunner. Also, hilariously enough, when they crash, they hit the ground and slide for a bit. And then stop. And then explode.

Also: Meat Popsicles!