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Blog Overview
Probably should add an overview of my blog for all my intrepid reader(s).
Basically, its a blog about my rather eclectic interests. So far, its ranged from movies, to TV, to music, to Formula 1, to carrots. And as such, you should be prepared to be spoiled on anything I'm watching at the time. Especially the carrots. It'll give you a good reason to stay up to date on your TV.
And my blog posts are very stream-of-consciousness, so expect wild changes in topics, and random interspersed profanity and randomness.
Enjoy.
Basically, its a blog about my rather eclectic interests. So far, its ranged from movies, to TV, to music, to Formula 1, to carrots. And as such, you should be prepared to be spoiled on anything I'm watching at the time. Especially the carrots. It'll give you a good reason to stay up to date on your TV.
And my blog posts are very stream-of-consciousness, so expect wild changes in topics, and random interspersed profanity and randomness.
Enjoy.
Blog Archive
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May
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- Today's Word Of The Day
- Bonus Word of the Day
- Today's Word of the Day
- Bonus Word of the Day
- Today's Word of the Day
- Do you know what this means?
- Bonus Word of The Day!
- Chuck Season Finale
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Series Finale of "Dramatically Convenient"
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Lost finale
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Yesterday's Word Of The Day
- The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
- Mongolian Death Worm
- Indy Cars Is Ugly
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Screamers: The Hunting
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Further Adventures in the Life of Odors in Dan's Life
- V
- Paul McGillion Returns!
- Golden Fishes
- Guess what?
- Google!
- Friday!
- Today's Word Of The Day
- 30 Rock
- Dan's Drivel
- Bonus Word of The Day!
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Iron Man 2
- Twilight Saga: Dumbness. Or Dark Moon. Or Some shit
- Today's Word Of The Day
- House
- Today's Word Of The Day
- RIP Ronnie James Dio
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Skinwalkers
- Today's Word Of The Day
- 2010 Monaco Grand Prix Qualifying
- Dangit, Stargate Universe
- The Hitcher
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Fish Tie
- Fringe
- Bonus Word of The Day!
- Flash Forward
- Stargate Universe
- The Offspring
- Today's Word Of The Day
- The World Needs A Hero
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Bad Timing
- Bonus Word of The Day!
- This week on the show that I have renamed "Dramati...
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Bonus Word of The Day!
- Facebook thoughts
- The Weather Report
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Yesterday's Word Of The Day
- Today's Word Of The Day
- The Office
- Gots to pee
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Flashforward
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Fred Willard...
- I am amused.
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Today's Word Of The Day
- Today's Word Of The Day
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- Can someone tell me what's wrong with this picture?
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THE
MIDDLE
OF THE FILM
FIND THE FISH
Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.
Woman: You did love it so.
You looked after it like a son.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.
Woman: Is it in the cupboard?
Audience: Yes! No!
Woman: Wouldn't you like to know.
It was a lovely little fish.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.
Man in audience: It's behind the sofa!
[An elephant joins the man and woman.]
Woman: Where can the fish be?
Man in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?
Woman: It is a most elusive fish.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go!
Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.
Man: Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!
Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.
Man: [strangely] That went wherever I did go.
First fish: That was terrific!
Second fish: Great!
Third fish: Best bit so far.
Fishes: Yeah! Absolutely... ! Terrific! Yeah!... Fantastic...
Really great
[Whistles 'More'... Pause.]
Fifth fish: They haven't said much about the Meaning of Life so
far, have they...?
First fish: Well, it's been building up to it.
Second fish: Has it?
Fifth fish: yeah, I expect they'll get on to it now.
Third fish: Personally I very much doubt if they're going to say
anything about the Meaning of Life at all.
Fourth fish: Oh, come on... they've got to say something...
Other fishes: ... Bound to... yeah... yeah...
[They swim around a bit.]
Second fish: Not much happening at the moment, is there...?
Dear Trevor,
Umm...........
Love, Su
Dear Dan...
AWESOME TIE!
Love from,
Su
Dear Su:
Thanks!
You should wear it every Friday.
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