Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines

Syfy Saturday Movie from 4/20 (the future!)

I'm going to break a DDD tradition.  I've seen the first 4 of these things as Syfy Saturday Movies, and they've all been terrible.

So, I'm going to not record this one and not watch it.

I don't need to be wasting my time.

My review without even seeing it:

Formulaic horror movie.  That is shit.

Your typical inbred family of hillbillies terrorize some teens.  Some teens get nekkid.

The nerdy one and the attractive but not at all slutty female main character survive.

The last scene is one of the hillbillies rising from the "dead", not having been killed when the characters thought they killed him/her/it.

Cut to black.

Today's Word(s) of the Day

Decisions

Got the Caps game on one channel.  The NRA 500 on another.

Also, need to figure out what I'm doing for dinner.

Boogity Boogity Boogity, Let's Go Racing!

I can only imagine what the situation was the first time Darrell Waltrip busted out this gem...

I'd like to hope that everyone else in the announcer booth slowly turned to face him with thoroughly confused looks on their faces.

Random Announcer Dude: "Dude.  What. The. Fuck?"
DW: "It's catchy.  It's a great catch phrase.  It'll catch on.  I swear."
RAD: *shakes head and goes back to calling the race*

Also, if you're blogging, listening to music, and "watching" the race in the background, and they say "23 degrees of banking" in a southern accent, it certainly sounds like "23 degrees of bacon".

Soldiers of Fortune

'12. A former Special Forces soldier must protect a group of thrill-seeking millionaires.  Starring: Christian Slater, Sean Bean, Ving Rhames, Dominic Monaghan, James Cromwell, Colm Meaney. Director: Maxim Korostyshevsky. From USA/RUS.

Other than the fact that Sean Bean appears to have survived this one (in a startling change of pace from his usual MO), this movie is pretty terrible.

You gotta know that its terrible when the "good guys" are wearing ACUs. They look so dumb.  So, terrifically dum.

Unfortunately, Chief O'Brien is the bad guy.  Actually, I'm not really sure why that's unfortunate.

AND THEN THERE WAS A JETSKI CHASE!!!  Or personal watercraft.  Or whatever those things are called.

And then a Christian Slater/Colm Meaney knife fight.  Which kinda happened a bit concurrently with the JETSKI CHASE!!!  But it concluded later.

And then the movie ended. And no one cared.

The Beltway Smells like Food

Although that might just be the fact that I was passing the Tysons mall...

I Have a lot if Random Crap on my Keychain

Strangely enough, even though I have a rather large amount of assorted crap on my keychain, only the keys get in the way... I never find the one I'm looking for without a fair amount of shuffling...

Although if that's all I have to complain about, I'm doing pretty well. Although I do have to poop

Today's Word(s) of the Day

Rain

Today would have been a perfect day to stay in bed and listen to the rain.