I Burned My Mouf

Stupid combination of hunger and really hot pizza sauce...

Bottom Feeder

Tom Sizemore, Wendy Anderson (2006) A mutated monster terrorizes a group of maintenance workers in underground tunnels.

SciFi Saturday Movie from 5/2.

Basic "creature feature". Large, latex-rubber creature eats a bunch of people you don't really care about. Star survives.

Probably gonna have some sort of love sub-plot. And monster probably survives, and shows up in the very last shot, after being thought deceased. (These last 2 are predictions, based on my previous experience. We'll see how it turns out.)

Actually, turns out that Tom Sizemore survived, but the creature didn't. And then Tom got the chemicals to turn him into said creature... So, in effect I was pretty much right... but not completely

Prison Break

"This will all be over by the end of the day"

Now if only that were true for this show...

New Mazda3

The front of the new iteration of the Mazda3 looks like a rather happy face.

Prison Break

Bad show.

Chuck

"I'm living in a Lamborghini. You can't imagine how little legroom there is."

Good show.

Intermedio

Edward Furlong, Steve Railsback (2005) Four unlucky friends encounter deadly creatures in tunnels on the Mexican border.

So, apparently Edward Furlong still exists. You may remember him, or at the very least his hair, from his role as John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

So, if you were female (and presumably, if you're my sole reader, you are), would you decide to wear a thong if you were going on an adventure in "tunnels on the Mexican border" to buy a shit-ton of weed? Because Mrs Shrinky-shirt seems to have decided to go that route... Her shirt started off meeting her pants at the waist. But as the movie progresses, the bottom of her shirt keeps rising. If we keep this up, we'll probably achieve underboob status...

And yup. There it is. Underboob.

I should probably mention that his movie was made by "The Asylum". You know how much we love their work.

And in the epilogue, Shrinky-shirt seems to be rocking the thong again to bury her now ex-boyfriend. Ex because he's dead. Obviously. We couldn't have Ed Furlong not getting the girl...

And we may have seen some actual boobs, but it seems that the SciFi channel didn't want us having none of that. So, this movie gave us underboob, and blurred boob. So, I guess its a win.

Aside from all the crappiness...

Moral of this story: Crap throughout, but naked lady bits at the end...