Saturday, January 22, 2011

Hardwired

2009. A man asks a hacker for help after a sinister company plants a computer chip in his head. Starring: Cuba Gooding Jr., Val Kilmer, Michael Ironside, Robert Clarke, Dave Cote, Alastair Gamble. Director Ernie Barbarash. From USA/CAN

In this movie, it would appear that the Washington Monument has been branded by Trojan... Subtle...

I'm trying to figure out whether this is Val Kilmer's hugely fat phase, or before. I'm guessing it is. But from the shoulders up shot that we've seen thus far, it is certainly in his crazy hair phase.

Also, its been a while, but: Colonel Reynolds!

Yup. That's right, I finally got around to identifying a Stargate character...

And now, after a brief interlude of learning about the relative importance of Fennec Foxes in comparison to the other animals at the Honolulu Zoo, I'm back to my movie... (hint: 0 = The white part of this very small pie chart represents the relative importance of them. There is a very skinny vertical black line, but you can't see it. If I were to make a bigger pie chart you could totally see it, I swear...)

Although, was that actually a hint? Because I really just kinda told you everything you need to know about the topic. Well, not everything, but a pretty significant amount.

Yup, fat.

And Sgt. Siler! Haven't seen him in a very long time... Getting punched in the head.... Just like old times.

Also, the climax of the movie involves approximately 20 Fat Kilmers. That's a lot of cubic Kilmer.

1 comment:

Su said...

Fennec foxes are super cool. Super super. Also cool, aardvarks.