The Cave

'05. Monsters hunt explorers in underground caverns. Starring: Cole Hauser, Morris Chestnut, Eddie Cibrian, Rick Ravanello, Marcel Iures, Kieran Darcy-Smith. Director Bruce Hunt

Syfy Saturday movie from 12/18.

Good thing she decided to bring climbing shoes and a trad rack on her cave diving expedition. The shoes are Mad Rocks, by the way. Also, she seems to have similar skills to Sylvester Stallone in Cliffhanger: The uncanny ability to leap hundreds of feet, and then catch oneself on relatively small holds. Without injury. Although it would appear that Stallone had the ability to not be in a movie with angry monsters that eat people. Because that kinda screwed over that woman.

Also, either worst belayer ever, or worst protection ever...

And Lena Heady or whatever the hell her name is (the one who played Sarah Connor on that Terminator TV show) is wearing a wetsuit that Valentino Rossi would be proud of. Not that I think that any of my readers would understand that reference...

Also, apparently Daniel Dae Kim (aka that Korean guy from Lost) isn't cool enough to make the list of stars.

And then the cave blew up. For some reason.