Red: Werewolf Hunter

2010. A descendant of Little Red Riding Hood hunts werewolves. Starring: Felicia Day, Kavan Smith, Stephen McHattie.

Syfy Saturday movie from 10/30.

Wow, its been a while since I've done one of these. And what better way to return than one with Major Lorne in it.

Although, it does seem that Major Lorne just got et by a werewolf in the first 10 minutes. Must have missed the werewolf hunting class in Major School.

Oh. Not et, just bit. So, now looks like the climax of the movie will be WereLorne and Felicia Day in some sort of climatic battle, which will either involve WereLorne sacrificing himself to save Little Red Riding Felicia or WereLorne rejecting his Werewolf nature and taking down the evil baddie. Or the ending of the movie will be something that I completely miss because I'm screwing around on the internet instead of paying attention.

Also, in case you were wondering, the evil baddie seems to be Jack Nicholson gone horribly, horribly wrong. But he's wearing a porkpie, so I'm kinda rooting for him. Because none of the "good" guys seem to have any sort of fancy headwear at all.

Apparently the process of transforming into a werewolf involves sounding like you're horribly constipated.

Also, Stupid Beardy-Face is talking awkwardly loud.

And I was wrong. Little Red Riding Whatsername ended up having to kill WereLorne.

And then I didn't care.