Amgen Tour of California

I think this bike race would be better if it was the InGen Tour of California.

At the very least, there'd be more velociraptors involved.

Amgen Tour of California

So, there's a yellow jersey for the lowest overall time, a green jersey for winning the sprints, and a polka dot jersey for winning the mountains.

Wonder what jersey they'd get for winning the Feed Zone. That's the jersey I'd really want to win.

This is a Thing of Yogurt

Yes. Thing is the appropriate term for a container that contains yogurt. Contain... don't think I've used that word enough in that last sentence. Contain.

This is a snail

It's sideways because I was drawing in landscape mode, which my drawing app doesn't actually support

You are not TJ Oshie

Do not shoot hockey picks at people without a helmet.

Apparently as long as they have a helmet, they are fair game. Construction workers. Cyclists. Jockeys. Firemen.

It's OK if they don't have any sort of protection. But a helmet is mandatory.