Sunday, June 24, 2012

Sherlock Holmes

'09. The detective and his astute partner face a strange enemy. Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Eddie Marsan, Kelly Reilly. Director: Guy Ritchie.

Apparently the director declined to mention who played Professor Moriarty.  But isn't it pretty dang obvious that it was Jared Harris?

2012: Ice Age

'11. A volcanic eruption in Iceland pushes a glacier toward North America.  Starring Patrick Labyorteaux, Julie McCullough. Director: Trey Stokes.

Normally in these disaster movies (especially the Bad Syfy Variety), the main character is actively trying to stop the apocalypse or whatever the problem of the week is.

In this one, it is really just a guy running away from it.  Similar to the movie's blockbuster namesake.  Although the main character in this one is significantly less famous than John Cusack. But has an intensely more fantastic name.  Using approximately half the world's quota of vowels. The only thing I recognize this guy from is that JAG show.  Not the main character, but his slightly chubby sidekick.  Good that he got hisself a starring role, i guess.

Also, they just used some stock footage of the Thunderbirds when they were trying to show some fighter aircraft attacking the glacier.

And the same pilot in-cockpit footage for about 5 different airplanes.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Pink Floyd: The Wall

Why did they have Bob Geldof singing as Pink?

They really just shoulda stuck with Roger Waters for it all.  Thankfully they used him for all the bits where Pink isn't singing on stage or whatever.  I much prefer Waters' voice.  Although, I prefer Gilmour's voice to Waters, but unfortunately, that proverbial ship has sailed under a bridge too far.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

NASCAR vs. Formula 1

In today's race, the pace car is a pickup truck.

In next week's Formula 1 European Grand Prix, it'll be a $250,000 supercar.

24 Hours of Le Mans

After a late spin/crash by McNish in the #2, the #1 car wins it by just over a lap.

A late crash by the #3 car puts it in 5th place.  (2nd time that car crashed into the same barriers this race)

So, Audi gets 1, 2, 3, and 5, with the Rebellion Racing in #4.

24 Hours of Le Mans

Well, looks like and Audi is gonna win.

Apparently Ferraris and Prototypes don't get along all that well.  Last year, both McNish and Rockenfeller in Audis had pretty spectacular crashes with Ferraris.  This year Davidson in one of the Toyotas had a Ferrari turn in on it.  So, about 5 hours in, one of the Toyotas out of the race.

That led to an hour of full-course caution.  At the end of which Nakajima in the other Toyota basically hip-checked the Deltawing into a wall, putting it into the wall and out of the race.  The Toyota then spent a fair amount of time in the pits, ran a few laps, then spent a bunch more time in the pits, ran a few laps, etc.  And then finally retired.

So, of the cars discussed in my last post, only the 4 Audis are still in it.  Now the only question is can the #3 Audi make up a few laps on the Rebellion Racing car, and make it an Audi 1-2-3-4.  The #3 went into a wall very early in the race, and went about 7 laps down.  Which is pretty damned impressive since it went about a lap down limping around the course, after tearing a bunch of body work off the front, and driving 5 or so miles with the right front suspension totally destroyed, and only hanging on by a thread.  So, basically, since a lap is about 3 and a half minutes, that means the Audi team replaced the entire front end of a car in about 20 minutes.  Pretty damned impressive.

Last year's winner, the #1 Audi in the lead, and only really relinquishing it every so often on the pit-stop rotations.

Now, I guess the most interesting battle is going to be whether it is the #1 or #2 Audi that wins.  #1 being the defending champions, #2 being the team with a combined 14 Le Mans wins among the 3 drivers.

8 and a half hours to go.  Even though it actually finished about an hour ago.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

24 Hours of Le Mans

Unsure of whether to root for the Audis or the Toyotas.

The Toyotas would be good candidates due to the under-dog-ness.  Seeing as how Audi has won 10 of the last 12 years.  And they're running petrol rather than diesel. And it'd be nice to see a gasoline engine win after being dominated by diesel for so long.

The Audis on the other hand just look damned cool.  And they're running a flywheel hybrid system, rather than Toyota's battery system.

But, four hours in, it looks like there's actually a decent race going.  A few early problems for some of the Audis have put the Toyotas into 2nd and 3rd, with the pole-sitting Audi not having given up that position yet.

Also, wouldn't mind seeing that Deltawing thing do well, even though it can't technically win.  It just looks so dang wacky.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Starring Alan Tudyk and a whole bunch of random other people.

This movie is really and truly fantastic.

All manner of quotableness.

Also, Alan Tudyk is truly fantastic.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Extreme LaserComb

So, apparently if you get this thing, or request info on it, they send it to you in a "discreet envelope".  Or is it "discrete".  The "stealthy" one, not the "distinct" one.

Anyways, why would you want to hide the fact that you are getting something named as cool as "Extreme LaserComb".  Who gives a damn if it actually works, or implies that you're losing your hair, or whatever.

Its a damn Extreme LaserComb.

Similarities

Steve Vai looks a hell of a lot like the Wilson guy from that House TV show.

FYI.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Bonus Word(s) of the Day

Argy Bargy.

Used by the World Superbike commentators.  Quite fantastic.

I do enjoy this commentary duo.  They're really enthusiastic, and they seem to know their stuff.

Stanley Cup Finals (some more)

"Good job on the PP"

Now, I realize that he's referring to "Power Play".  But if I pretend I didn't know that, my immaturity really takes over.  And we all know I'm going to pretend.

Stanley Cup Finals

Didn't realize that Major Penalties didn't stop once the team scored.

This went from a pretty evenly matched game to a stomping in the course of 5 minutes.  Let's see if the Devils can pull it out.  Guess they're lucky it is still the first period.

Also, while Dustin Brown may have scored 2 goals in a matter of moments, he does have a rather unimpressive beard.

Today's Word(s) of the Day

Awful.

I wish I wasn't so bad at working out.  But I guess that's sort of the point, isn't it?

FIM World Superbike: San Marino

Max Biaggi and Carlos Checa are some pretty impressive riders.

Now if only Checa could stop falling over/being knocked off, there might actually be a decent fight for the championship.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Jersey Shore Shark Attack

This is horrifying.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Today's Word(s) of the Day

Fletching

Dun duh duh Horsey!

Way to go Union Rags.

Way to finally win something, even though you were supposedly the favorite for the Kentucky Derby. Wonder how the Belmont Stakes would have gone had I'll Have Another been able to run.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Today's Word(s) of the Day

Flipper

The Bridge on the River Kwai

'57. A British POW colonel orders his men to build their Japanese captor a railway bridge in the jungle.  Starring: William Holden, Alec Guinness, Sessue Hayakawa, Jack Hawkins, James Donald, Geoffry Horne. Director: David Lean. From United Kingdom.

Hard to argue with a 4 star movie. Starring Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Also starring monkeys and funny lookin' birds.

And I started this a few days ago, but forgot to publish it.

So, enjoy that.

Motorcycle Racing

If I ever start racing motorcycles, I'm not gonna have my name on my leathers like most people do.

For the most part, people have their name or nickname on their backside, so the camera on the rear of the bike shows their name.

If I ever get such a set of leathers, its gonna say "Stop Staring At My Bum".