Ferocious Planet

'11. An experimental machine transports a group of people to a new dimension. Starring: Joe Flanigan, John Rhys-Davies, Dagmar Doering, Catherine Walker, Rob Soohan.

Syfy Saturday movie from 4/9.

I should hope you recognize the name Joe Flanigan. As in, father of Fergus.

Seems Lt. Col. Sheppard got a promotion to full-bird, and changed services from the Air Force to the Marines. And he's back to using a Beretta, like the first season of Atlantis, rather than the Para Ordnance he used in later seasons.

Also, don't expect Senator Gimli, son of Congressman Gloin, to be of any use when you travel to an alternate universe. He's just gonna panic, and get et by random critters. Because, chances are, Sallah did this solely for the paycheck, and to allow the producers of this movie to use his name on the advertisements.

Although, Colonel Fergus Father seems to think that in order to combat that problem, they will need a larger watercraft. To which Private No Personality, replies with a very monotonous "Boat?".

And apparently y squared over 1 = a hat times x, which also = the square root of (A+U)/2pi. And somehow that explains how one shifts between alternate dimensions. Seems to be the writer's laziness, by just having the characters write random equations, rather than having to write any sort of dialogue to explain what happened.

Also, apparently one shouldn't poke the alien corpse. Unless you want to get acideded in the face.

Also, a gigantic monster thing apparently took offense at Private No Personality's lack of personality and lack of a sense of humor. And mauled him. A well deserved mauling.

And now for some Caps game.