Area 51

'11. Terror strikes when reporters visit a secret base that houses extraterrestrials. Starring: Bruce Boxleitner, John Shea, Jason London. Director: Jason Connery.

Syfy Saturday movie from 2/26.

This movie has a completely ridiculous premise. Letting reporters have access to stupidly secret information, while they're apparently running on a "skeleton crew".

Also, that is the fakest looking Ma Deuce in the background... Pretty sure that .50 caliber machine guns need triggers in order to be effective.

Apparently all of the aliens in Area 51 agree with me. Because they're all revolting and stuff. As in the act of revolting. Not the property of being fuck ugly.

Also, if you're ever infiltrating Area 51, don't hide in the ceiling. Because it would appear that the stock response of the security forces to any sort of danger is to shoot blindly at the ceiling.

And it would now appear that Col. Bruce Boxleitner has decided to embrace his inner Bradley Manning.

And then, somehow, reporter dude got aliened. Which apparently is not a made-up word.

And then stuff blowed up. And then I stopped caring.