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Highlights

No, not the magazine that you always end up reading at the dentist's office. The hair color thing.

What is the purpose?

Is that supposed to look natural? Because random blond streaks on an otherwise brown head of hair doesn't look like any sort of natural.

So, what the heck's the point?

Today's Word Of The Day

Wet.

It was wet. Very wet.

But, on the plus side, a security guard complimented Fitzgerald.

Random Place that Just Popped Into My Head

Pouhon

The name of a corner of the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps in Belgium.

Today's Word Of The Day

Wingnut

IndyCar Racing: Baltimore Grand Prix

Why is it that someone can stall on track, and then have their car restarted by the marshals, and then still be in the race?

The Final Countdown

Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen, Katharine Ross
What if a 1980s American aircraft carrier (with its modern firepower) time-warped back to the Pacific waters near Pearl Harbor on December 7. 1941?
1980
Director: Don Taylor

So, what would happen?

Turns out, if this movie is to be believed, not a whole heck of a lot. A lot of debating about time travel ethics and paradoxes. Then some time-warping back to modern times on the verge of the attack.

And yes, I will admit that the only reason I watched this movie was the Europe song of the same name.