Saturday, May 17, 2014

Amgen Tour of California

I think this bike race would be better if it was the InGen Tour of California.

At the very least, there'd be more velociraptors involved.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Amgen Tour of California

So, there's a yellow jersey for the lowest overall time, a green jersey for winning the sprints, and a polka dot jersey for winning the mountains.

Wonder what jersey they'd get for winning the Feed Zone. That's the jersey I'd really want to win.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

This is a Thing of Yogurt

Yes. Thing is the appropriate term for a container that contains yogurt. Contain... don't think I've used that word enough in that last sentence. Contain.

This is a snail

It's sideways because I was drawing in landscape mode, which my drawing app doesn't actually support

Monday, May 5, 2014

You are not TJ Oshie

Do not shoot hockey picks at people without a helmet.

Apparently as long as they have a helmet, they are fair game. Construction workers. Cyclists. Jockeys. Firemen.

It's OK if they don't have any sort of protection. But a helmet is mandatory.